Pack the Knives
eat & travel
The famous and all around loved 10 items list to learn all you need to know about traveling and impress your friends without all the hassle.
- When meeting a Chinese person treat them with honor and respect. After all they're the representatives of the Empire to Come.
- Never leave your house without a spoon.
- Don't carry glass dildos when visiting a Muslim country.
- Traveling doesn't makes you interesting.
- Coconuts, lemon and Salo. Hangers.
- They don't sell tampons everywhere.
- Potable water is a private resource.
- Bargaining for some bananas in the market doesn't take you deeper into the cultural experience, just makes you an asshole.
- People who perceive themselves as "good persons" are dangerous.
- The best time to leave a city is either when you have to clean the toilet or when you've received a love letter. Whatever happens first.
- Everybody speaks Money.
- It's not like in
- If possible visit your chosen tourist attraction right after a terrorist attack.